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                        BB1215 
                        : This 
                        Old Man 
                        Wednesday 
                        18th April 2012 
                        This 
                        Old Man 'E's sixty five  Went out on t'hills To 
                        prove he's still alive With the BOOTboys: Jim, Rog,
                        Bry, Stan 'n' Tone This Old Man don't walk alone 
                        [Actually 
                        Bryan 
                        had to be excused  from  the walking part of today's expedition  
                        but it would be inappropriate to omit him from the ditty] 
                        Five 
                        years ago, for my 60th, we celebrated by travelling 
                        the length of the Helvellyn range (BB0713). 
                         What to do for today's significant birthday? 
                        I 
                        had been thinking of Scafell Pike.  Then I realised 
                        the real significance.  In governmental thinking 
                        this was the day that I officially became an old man. 
                         It was  crystal clear- it had to be the Old 
                        Man.  The Old Man of Coniston 
                        
                            
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                         We 
                        have, of course, been there several times before- an 
                        heroic failure in BB0607 
                        in horrendous conditions retrieved by success in BB0619 
                        despite thick mist.  
                                    We also enjoyed a glorious 
                        Alpine ascent in BB1009 
                        .  Not to mention an ascent without me in BB0405. 
                        plus one from the archives- 1973's Young 
                        Men of Coniston.  
                                    Today's young man was my son, Jamie. 
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                         This 
                        Old Man Sixty nine less four One year older than 
                        before When his 
                        BOOTboy son: Young Jamie,  Joined the old men's bonhomie   
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                                     This 
                        Old Man Five Thirteens With his pals who ain't 
                        has beens They're the bold BOOTboys:  Not  forgetting 
                                    Bryan, These Old Men just 
                        keep on tryin'! 
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                         But, 
                        sadly, today, The Old Man of Coniston would have to 
                        wait for us.   
                                    A 
                        rather iffy weather forecast plus certain time constraints 
                        caused us to change our plans to a less challenging 
                        celebratory outing. More suited to old men, perhaps? 
                          
                                    Bryan was disgusted. We'll 
                        try again next time Jamie is home. 
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                        Today's 
                        first part was nothing new, indeed it was a partial reversal of what Stan and I did last week 
                        albeit we went a different way up to Helsington Barrow 
                        and the Scars. 
                          
                        Looking 
                        back over Natland to Helm 
                        
                        On 
                        reaching Helsington Church we could see over to Coniston 
                        Old Man and knew we had made the right decision. The 
                        upper slopes were not to be seen. 
                          
                        Coniston 
                        Old Man ????? 
                          
                        Ahh, 
                        there it is !!!!! 
                        This 
                        time we did enter St John's lovely little church overlooking 
                        the Lyth Valley.  Some 
                        old churches are cold forbidding places; believer or not, 
                        this one is 
                        quite the opposite,  
                        
                            
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                                         Small, it might be, but 
                        there is a wealth of interesting things to see here, 
                        including the mural featured in BB1203 painted 
                        by Marion de Saumerez as a memorial to those who gave 
                        their lives in the Great War. 
                                          
                                    The 
                                        Great War mural 
                                        Another 
                        painting depicts a local girl, Annie (Hayton) Willan, 
                        who was used as a model for one of the angels. 
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                                    Annie 
                                        (Hayton) Willan 
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                        On 
                        the wall is a list of vicars, including 
                        one shown as Arthur T Heelis,   the incumbent from 
                        1895 to 1900.  In the church was a quiz sheet which 
                        makes mention of another Heelis, William, and asks to 
                        whom he was married? 
                        
                            
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                         The 
                        answer was, of course, Beatrix Potter.   
                        There 
                        are two BOOTboy links to William and Beatrix. 
                                    Firstly, 
                        William Heelis was a well known local solicitor in a 
                        partnership carrying his name, a firm that is not entirely 
                        unknown to Roger. 
                                    Secondly, 
                        my mother-in-law met a very old (and rather grumpily 
                                    demanding) Mrs Beatrix (Potter) Heelis whilst 
                        nursing William who was recuperating in a nursing home at York  after 
                        an illness, early in the Second 
                        World War. 
                        What 
                                    the relationship was between the above mentioned Arthur and 
                                    William, we are not sure. 
                          
                                    The church's historian, Mike Fleetwood, and 
                                    Heelis-connected Pamela Smith do not think 
                                    they were closely related. 
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                        This 
                        Old Man Eight eights plus one Age don't stop him 
                        pressing on With 
                        the brisk BOOTboys:  Today with Roger Each of them an artful 
                        codger 
                                    [Tony 
                        says the second line should read: Eight pints plus one]  
                        
                            
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                                    The 
                                    Scar face 
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                                    Looking 
                                    back to the Kent estuary 
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                                     Along 
                        the scars we marched, up to the mushroom, hoping that 
                        the obnoxious pile of unmentionable (see BB1214 
                                        at your peril) was no longer in 
                        one of the quarters.  
                                        Sadly it was still there, 
                        only slightly reduced by the weather.   
                                        Fortunately, 
                                        the south 
                        west quarter was unaffected and provided a good 
                        opportunity for a Comitibus photo. 
                        On, 
                        we continued, in an unexpectedly cold wind to Cunswick 
                        Scar, with occasional glimpses of sun shining on distant 
                        hills, albeit not on The Old Man. 
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                                    Comitibus 
                                    :  Scout 
                                        Scar 
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                        Howgills 
                        from Cunswick Scar 
                          
                        The 
                        Old Man of Coniston from  Cunswick Scar 
                        The 
                        descent to the Crook Road was interesting. Stan was 
                        relating the tale of how last time the BOOTboys came down 
                        that way, John S had taken a tumble on the slippery 
                        surface.  
                        
                            
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                                     This 
                        Old Man Pensioner Not the age that he'd prefer But 
                        the band o'BOOTboys: With brisk bold Stan Stop him being 
                        a grumpy old man! 
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                         As he spoke, I slipped a little, corrected 
                        myself and the next thing I knew I was flat on my back 
                        covered in mud.   
                                    To make sure that my birthday 
                        was not indignified by such a solo misfortune, Tony 
                        kindly followed suit!   
                                    Fortunately, no one had their camera 
                        out in time. 
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                                        Tony 
                                        examining a badger set 
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                                    The 
                                        pile of stones 
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                        We 
                        were now heading for Ratherheath Tarn but on the way 
                        came across a strange pile of stones.  Clearly 
                        the remains of an old building, removed to this site 
                        but from where and why dumped here? 
                        Lunch 
                        was taken at the tarn and thereafter we took the old 
                        road- Ashes Lane- then a few fields to reach Staveley, 
                        a trail about which Roger rightly enthused as a gentle 
                        family outing. 
                        
                            
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                                    Comitibus 
                                    :  Ratherheath 
                                        Tarn 
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                                    Building 
                                        the dining room 
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                                    Ratherheath 
                        Tarn 
                          
                        Approaching 
                        Staveley, Kentmere valley behind 
                        We 
                        had one more item to inspect before repairing to the 
                        Brewery - surely not a surprise destination?   
                        In 
                        the village stands an old  tower that I had passed 
                        many a time but never previously given it much attention. 
                         This time we gave it a good looking over. 
                        
                            
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                                    St 
                                        Margaret's bell tower 
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                                         It 
                        is the remains of a very old church-  St Margaret's. 
                                        Dating 
                                        from 1338, it 
                        was decommissioned and partly demolished in the 19th century, leaving just 
                        the bell tower standing.  
                                        In 
                                        and nearby to the church are 
                        several interesting plaques, including  one commemorating the Staveley men of the 
                                        Border Regiment, who served in the South Africa Campaign of 1900-01. 
                                          
                                        Another 
                                        commemorates the 
                                        claiming of their Ancient Rights by 
                                        the Northern Tenant Farmers in 1620 
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                        Finally 
                        we reached Staveley's excellent Hawkshead Brewery where 
                        we were joined by Bryan to celebrate my birthday in 
                        tradition BOOTboy 
                        fashion. 
                        This 
                        Old Man Nine sevens plus two He know what he wants 
                        to do Have a BOOTboys bevvy, 
                        with expert Tone Down a 
                        pint before they're gone! 
                        
                            
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                                    Tony 
                                    lusting after his sausage 
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                                    As 
                                    per tradition, the bar lass 
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                        A 
                        good little session followed after which - you already know the last line: 
                        These 
                        old men went rolling home! 
                        Don 
                        18th April 2012 
                          
                        Post 
                        Script: 
                        
                        Old Man Don When he was young This little picture On 
                        his wall was hung No BOOTboy then; only just alive Now this Old 
                        Man is sixty five! 
                           
                         Ain't 
                        that sweet? 
                           
                        STATISTICS: 
                        
                        
                            
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 BB1215 
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                                                         Wednesday 
                                        18th April 2012 
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                                |                          Distance 
                                    in miles: 
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                                     9.8 
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                                |                          Height 
                        climbed in feet: 
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                                                                                             1,229 
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                                |                          Wainwrights: 
                                     
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                                |                          Other 
                                    Features:  
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                                         Helsington, 
                                        Staveley 
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                                |                          Comitibus: 
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                                          Don, Jamie, Roger, Stan,   
                                        Tony 
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