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                                    BB2105 : BOOTboys 
                                    GROUNDhog 
                                    Days 
                                    Monday 
                                    1st - Thursday 4th February 
                                    2021 
                                    
                                        
                                            |                                                                                      It 
                                                is 6 a.m..   
                                                I 
                                                know that because the alarm 
                                                has just gone off. 
                                                Dumberber 
                                                dumberdber derderder derderder 
                                                dum-  I 
                                                got you Babe.   
                                                Sonny 
                                                and Cher.   
                                                Just 
                                                like yesterday.   
                                                Yes 
                                                folks, it's Groundhog Day.   
                                                Again. 
                                                  
                                                That's 
                                                if it is still Tuesday? 
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                                    This 
                                    week's BOOTboys 
                                    event was rather Groundhoggish as, in structure, 
                                    it was like BB2104 and BB2103.  And 
                                    BB2102.  Also BB2101.  Plus it 
                                    partly took place on Groundhog day.   
                                    There 
                                    was one significant difference.  Once 
                                    he saw the categories, Tony decided that 
                                    it was to be a competition and that he was going 
                                    to win.  That meant that, in order 
                                    to prevent any accusation of bias, I would 
                                    have to appoint an independent adjudicator. 
                                     I chose Jenny M, a regular BB reader 
                                    who had gone to the trouble of playing most 
                                    of the 40+ songs linked to last week's report. 
                                     The fact that she chose The 
                                                Crane Truck Song 
                                    as 
                                    her favourite confirmed her suitability 
                                    for this important role. 
                                    The 
                                    submissions were anonimousised (or should 
                                    it be anonimated) and forwarded to Jenny 
                                    for her verdict. 
                                    The 
                                    categories (and this week's associated music) were: 
                                    
                                       
                                    Here 
                                    are the competitors' 
                                    submissions.  You might have to expand 
                                    your screen to see many of them properly. 
                                    Tony 
                                    
                                        
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                                                 A Object 
                                                still in its original position  
                                                but no longer in use 
                                                  
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                                                                                                                                             B Old 
                                                object put to a new and different 
                                                use 
                                                  
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                                                                                                                                                                                             C Something  
                                                Interesting 
                                                  
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                                    For 
                                    the life of me I couldn't think of anything 
                                    that would fulfil this week's challenge 
                                    to find some discontinued signs and a piece 
                                    of machinery put to other use. Anyway, whilst 
                                    lying in bed wide awake very early on Monday 
                                    morning, I shut my eyes and did a virtual 
                                    tour of our old town in my head starting 
                                    in Kirkland and working my way through to 
                                    the Duke of Cumberland at the very far end. 
                                    Immediately images started to appear and 
                                    my excitement grew as more and more historical 
                                    signs and notices began to leap in front 
                                    of my eyes. (This just goes to show what 
                                    a sad and miserable existence I'm currently 
                                    leading!!) 
                                    'K 
                                    Cycle Works' will bring back memories to 
                                    all of us of a certain age who were living 
                                    in the area around the late fifties and 
                                    possibly early sixties. As the name implies 
                                    it was a superb mecca for all sorts of pushbikes 
                                    with sturmey-archer and derailleur gears 
                                    owned by a chap called Les Hill. My mam 
                                    bought me a new bike from there when I passed 
                                    my eleven plus. 
                                    'Motors 
                                    for Hire' is at the entrance to the old 
                                    H. J. Croft Highgate showroom and garage 
                                    (now a cafe) who I joined in 1965 as Assistant 
                                    to the Company Secretary. In those days 
                                    the motor trade was rammed with colourful 
                                    characters with cash bulging out of tattered 
                                    scruffy coats and jackets and who were little 
                                    more (and no better) than modern day horse 
                                    traders!  They really opened a young 
                                    lads eyes and I'll treasure those memories 
                                    forever.  
                                    The 
                                    third picture is my total disappointment. 
                                    I have entered it as "Something Interesting" 
                                    but it is the story that is interesting. 
                                     The pic is of a crappy old horsebox 
                                    badly painted in an attempt to make it into 
                                    a mobile home. It does arguably fit the 
                                    category B criteria but is not the one that 
                                    was to bring me glory. The one to which 
                                    I refer was no longer there!  The vehicle 
                                    in question was originally a Group 4 prisoner 
                                    transportation van containing about 8 cells 
                                    which some local chap had bought and was 
                                    also converting into a motor home (God knows 
                                    why) and had it parked on my Cricket Club 
                                    car park on a long term basis. You will 
                                    all be acquainted with the 'Kontiki' brand 
                                    of motor home but this bloke had had it 
                                    re-painted with a new logo which I thought 
                                    was absolutely brilliant he named it................ 
                                    The 'Ex Kon Tiki' !!!! 
                                      
                                    Stan 
                                    
                                        
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                                                 A Object 
                                                still in its original position but no longer in use 
                                                  
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                                                                                                                                             B Old 
                                                object put to a new  and different 
                                                use 
                                                  
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                                                                                                                                                                                             C Something  
                                                Interesting 
                                                  
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                                    A: 
                                    Could have left the shotgun at home 
                                    B: 
                                    Unusual seat for lunch [Good 
                                    job he wasn't talking about Joan as the 
                                    object! Ed.] 
                                    C: 
                                    Should have gone to Specsavers - couldn't 
                                    read the small print 
                                    Great 
                                    day to be out, super views everywhere. 
                                      
                                      
                                    Mike 
                                    T 
                                    
                                        
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                                                 A Object 
                                                still in its original position but no longer in use 
                                                  
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                                                                                                                                             B Old 
                                                object put to a new  and different 
                                                use 
                                                  
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                                                                                                                                                                                             C Something  
                                                Interesting 
                                                  
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                                    A: 
                                    Possibly not its original position but it 
                                    might have been 
                                    B: 
                                    Outdoor heating?  Farmers are always 
                                    resourceful. 
                                    C: 
                                    Unknown Contraption 
                                      
                                    Don 
                                    
                                        
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                                                 A Object 
                                                still in its original position  
                                                but no longer in use 
                                                  
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                                                                                                                                             B Old 
                                                object put to a new  and different 
                                                use 
                                                  
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                                                                                                                                                                                             C Something  
                                                Interesting 
                                                  
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                                    A: 
                                    Gatepost at what is no longer St Mark's Children's Home 
                                    B: 
                                    Even more amazing how resourceful farmers 
                                    can be. 
                                    C: 
                                    A cart from the Natland 
                                    Treacle Mines 
                                     
                                      
                                      
                                    Mike 
                                    B 
                                    
                                        
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                                                 A Object 
                                                still in its original position  
                                                but no longer in use 
                                                  
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                                                                                                                                             B Old 
                                                object put to a new  and different 
                                                use 
                                                  
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                                                                                                                                                                                             C Something  
                                                Interesting 
                                                  
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                                    A: 
                                    This sign is irrelevant: M&S car park 
                                    is still free..... 
                                    B: 
                                    Reading a book about History of Railways 
                                    at the moment and there's a long passage 
                                    about the uses made of carriages after they 
                                    were no longer need by the railway. Here's 
                                    one in North Levens used by a farm. 
                                    C: 
                                    Within throwing distance from home: the 
                                    mole-plough laying the ULTRA fast fibre 
                                      
                                    Robin 
                                    From 
                                    the house this morning. 
                                      
                                    
                                        
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                                                 A Object 
                                                still in its original position  
                                                but no longer in use 
                                                  
                                             | 
                                                                                                                                             B Old 
                                                object put to a new  and different 
                                                use 
                                                  
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                                                                                                                                                                                             C Something  
                                                Interesting 
                                                  
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                                    A. 
                                    This out-of-date sign would prohibit most 
                                    vehicles to Greenfoot car park if anyone 
                                    took any notice - which they don’t, including 
                                    numerous Motorhomes. Metric tonnes and the 
                                    low weight suggest it is probably from the 
                                    early 70s. 
                                    B. 
                                    Last year’s Flowerpot Festival poster at 
                                    Ash Field above a trailer ban where the 
                                    truck driver can’t see it.  
                                    C. 
                                    Langcliffe Village Green Regulations must 
                                    have been written after a particularly good 
                                    lunch; they say: Nobody must do what this 
                                    notice says you can’t … unless you can. 
                                     
                                      
                                    Stephen 
                                    
                                        
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                                                 A Object 
                                                still in its original position  
                                                but no longer in use 
                                                  
                                             | 
                                                                                                                                             B Old 
                                                object put to a new  and different 
                                                use 
                                                  
                                             | 
                                                                                                                                                                                             C Something  
                                                Interesting 
                                                  
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                                    A: 
                                    Who 
                                    said Grange was behind the times? 
                                    B: Grange-over-Sands 
                                    Modern Art Gallery  
                                    C: 
                                    Fassey Merguson tractor 
                                     
                                      
                                    Martin 
                                    
                                        
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                                                 A Object 
                                                still in its original position  
                                                but no longer in use 
                                                
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                                                                                                                                             B Old 
                                                object put to a new  and different 
                                                use 
                                                
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                                                                                                                                                                                             C Something  
                                                Interesting 
                                                  
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                                    C: 
                                    Cairn at Gaitbarrow  [Where? 
                                     I had to look it up!  Ed.] 
                                      
                                    And 
                                    the Winners are: 
                                    Jenny 
                                    was judging blind.  I don't mean she 
                                    had her eyes shut and pin in her hand.  I 
                                    mean that she was given no information as 
                                    to who had submitted which entry.  Here 
                                    is her verdict: 
                                    In 
                                    my judgement, after many hours of changing 
                                    my mind, the winners are: 
                                    Category 
                                    A;  Object 
                                                still in its original position 
                                                but no longer in use: Stephen's 
                                    European Union sign 
                                                  
                                      
                                    Category 
                                    B ; Old 
                                                object put to a new and different 
                                                use: Mike T's radiator 
                                                  
                                      
                                    Category 
                                    C;  Something 
                                    Interesting: Tony's 
                                    sob story about the missing  prisoner transportation 
                                    van Ex Kon Tiki    
                                                  
                                      
                                    Well 
                                    done everyone.  Jenny M. 
                                    Of 
                                    course, there are no prizes other than the 
                                    glory.  Thank you Jenny for your help. 
                                    Don, 
                                    Thursday 3rd February 2021 
                                      
                                    Groundhog 
                                    Day 
                                    It 
                                    really was Groundhog Day this week- only 
                                    once and that was on Tuesday.  The 
                                    event takes places at the strangely named 
                                    Gobblers Knob in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. 
                                     Groundhog Punxsutawney Phil's task 
                                    is to predict how long winter will last. 
                                     Click on the picture to see the verdict. 
                                      
                                    Of 
                                    course, you want to know about Groundhog 
                                    Day Songs.   
                                    That 
                                    by the Kiboomers explains the concept succinctly 
                                    for three year olds. 
                                    There 
                                    are several other songs concerning Groundhogs. 
                                     One dates from 1963 by a Bluegrass 
                                    group called The Dillards which is a term 
                                    we used to use for someone being a bit of 
                                    an idiot.  I never realised there was 
                                    a group with that name.  Nor an American 
                                    department store chain. 
                                    There 
                                    is a rather different Groundhog song by 
                                    the Thundamentals to which you might not 
                                    want your three year old to listen! 
                                    
                                      
                        Down 
                        in the BOOTboys 
                                    HOGbar: 
                                      
                                    
                                        
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                                                 Stan 
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                                                 Terry 
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                                                 Don 
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                                                 Mike 
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                                                 Tony 
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                                                 Martin 
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                                                 John 
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                                                 Robin 
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                                                 Stephen 
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                                                 Mike 
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