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BB2406
: You Can Call Me AI
Friday
16th February 2024
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A man walks down the street
He says, "Why am I soft in the middle, now?
Why am I soft in the middle?
The rest of my life is so hard.........
Do
you remember this from the Graceland
album? And
the chorus:
If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you BOOTboy
And BOOTboy when you call me,
you can call me Al
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Click
to watch the video of Chevy
Chase
sort of dueting with
Paul Simon
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Who
realised that Paul Simon could be so prescient?
This
BOOTboy
did
call and here is what AI wrote
about our adventure today.
Tony
wiped the steak and ale pie remnants from
his mouth, his laughter booming through
the cozy atmosphere of the Eagle and Child
in Staveley. "That was a magnificent
pie! Best I've had in ages."
Mike
nodded in agreement, his mouth full. "Absolutely.
A perfect way to end our trek."
Robin
stretched his legs out and groaned in satisfaction.
"I can't believe we walked so many
unfamiliar footpaths, crossing the River
Kent at Hag Foot, climbing alongside the
stream to Frost Hole, then descending to
Spring Hag wood. It was a great adventure."
John
PL, a now retired BOOTboy, leaned back and
grinned. "It's always an adventure
with you lot."
As
they chatted, Stephen slipped into the pub.
"Ah, I see you've survived your trek."
John
S, one of the original 1973 BOOTboys, clapped
Stephen on the back. "They missed you
today, mate."
Stephen
chuckled "I'll join them next time.
But for now, I think I'll indulge in some
of that magnificent pie."
Together,
they laughed, recounting their journey,
filling the air with joyous hums and contented
moans before planning their next adventure.
AI,
Friday 16th February 2024
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After
a few beers, AI had a second attempt.
Don,
Mike, Robin, and Tony, avid hikers and self-proclaimed
BOOTboys, embarked on a journey from the
Eagle & Child in Staveley. The unfamiliar
footpath led them across fields to Cowan
Head.
As
they crossed the River Kent at Hag Foot,
the water rushed below like a persistent
hum. They climbed up alongside the stream
to Frost Hole, their breaths heavy like
the rustling leaves around them.
The
descent through Spring Hag wood filled the
air with the soft crunch of twigs and leaves
underfoot.
As
they returned to Staveley, they stumbled
upon John, John, and Stephen at the Eagle
and Child. Laughter filled the room as they
exchanged tales of their adventures. "Magnificent
steak pie!" exclaimed Tony, causing
a chorus of moans and hums of agreement.
After
their hearty meal, they followed a stream
up to a serene spot, where the sound of
the water echoed off the rocky cliffs.
"This
place is incredible," remarked Robin,
awestruck.
Just
as they were about to climb to the summit,
a loud scream pierced the air. They rushed
to investigate and found a lost hiker stranded
on a steep incline. Working together, they
managed to rescue the hiker, their adrenaline
still racing as they made their way back
down. In the end, the day had been an adventure
filled with laughter, unexpected challenges,
and the deep bonds of camaraderie.
AI,
Friday 16th February 2024
And
that, my friends, is the future. BOOTboy
reports written by Artificial Intelligence
(but you can call it AI). We won't even
need to walk anymore; we can just go straight
to the Eagle and Child!
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