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BB2611
: Better. Smarter.
More STRATEGIC.
Wednesday
8th April 2026
We
had a plan — a great plan. Really tremendous.
There were going to be six, maybe seven,
very strong walkers: TV Mike, Robin, Don
(the organiser, fantastic organiser, by
the way), Stan, Martin, Bryan… and of course,
me. A top group. Elite. People were talking
about it.
And
then — the lurgi. Nasty stuff. Very unfair.
One by one they dropped out. Not good. But
I’ll tell you this — it actually solved
a major parking problem. We had logistics,
big logistics, complicated, people were
worried. Suddenly? Gone. Fixed. Some are
calling it genius.
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Turns
out — and this is true — the
road was CLOSED. Tree felling.
Big trees. Huge. Nobody saw
it coming. If we’d all turned
up? Total disaster. Chaos. But
we didn’t — because of the lurgi.
So in a way… very smart.
So
the remaining elite unit — Bryan,
Martin, and Mike — met at Staveley.
Strong
group. Very strong. We looked
at the original plan: the WOLF.
The Wainwright Outlying Fells.
A serious undertaking. People
are saying too serious.
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And
we said — no. We’re not doing that. We’re
doing something better. Smarter. More STRATEGIC

So
we went to Gurnal Dubs Outdoor Swimming
Club. And let me tell you — what we saw
there — INCREDIBLE PEOPLE, swimming in a
reservoir. Cold water. Very cold. Possibly
the coldest. Brave people. Some say heroic.

The
day? Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful. Couldn’t
have ordered it better. We had a tremendous
lunch stop — really top-tier — morale was
high, spirits were strong.

Stats
— because people love stats:
Over
1,000 feet climbed (very respectable, very
strong numbers)
6.7
miles walked — efficient, powerful walking
And
then — and this is important — gelato. Fantastic
GELATO. World-class. Thanks to Martin. A
great man. Generous. People are talking
about that gelato.

So
despite the setbacks — the lurgi, the road
closure, the cancelled WOLF — this turned
into a highly successful operation. Some
are even calling it… the BEST-ADJUSTED walk
in Boot Boys history.
And
frankly?
They
might be RIGHT.
Thank
you for your attention in this matter. Michael
J BOOTBOY
Wednesday
8th April 2026

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