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                        BB0926 
                        : Long Wet Windy Monty Bothy Fun? 
                        Thursday 
                        20th August 2009 
                        Long 
                        Wet Windy Monty Bothy was the description given 
                        by Jamie (my son, currently at home on holiday) 
                        when I asked him to sum up today's outing in five words. 
                         Actually, he added a sixth word: Fun, 
                        although that only applied to the first two sides of 
                        what should have been a triangle. 
                        The 
                        idea was to take advantage of the awful weather and 
                        pay a visit to Uncle Monty's cottage (see BB0907 
                        for background information) given that the sale has 
                        apparently fallen through as the purchaser at auction 
                        was unable to get the bank support for his plans.  The 
                        property is believed to be back on the market. 
                          
                        
                            
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                                     Wet 
                                    Sleddale was living up to its name as we 
                                    parked by the reservoir but that did not 
                                    deter us.   
                                    What 
                                    might have been more of a worry was the 
                                    warning signs about adders. However, 
                                    I have never seen one and today would be 
                                    no exception. 
                                    What 
                                    was a worry was the sheer volume of water 
                                    around.  Astonishing for midsummer. 
                                    The direct footpath to the cottage was impassable 
                                    where it crosses Sleddale Beck and we had 
                                    to press on to the bridge. 
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                                    Adders 
                                    are at large! 
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                                    Not 
                                    this way..... 
                                     
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                                    ..... 
                                    that way 
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                        There 
                        were more warning signs at Sleddale Hall, a.k.a. Crow 
                        Crag in the film Withnail and I, better known as Uncle 
                        Monty's cottage.  The protestations about asbestos 
                        were rather half hearted, I thought.   
                        
                            
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                                    Danger 
                                    Keep Out 
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                                    Stan 
                                    examines the entrance 
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                        The 
                        back entrance that we had used on BB0831 
                        was securely boarded up but the dining room window was 
                        open to the elements.  Inside it was clear that 
                        the property remains much visited.  It was far 
                        tidier than it had once been and the ouija board has 
                        gone. Hanging on a wall was a print 
                        of an old photograph of the house and there is now a 
                        visitors book recording a steady stream of devotees 
                        making their pilgrimage.   
                        
                            
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                                    Sleddale 
                                    Hall in better days 
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                                    Room 
                                    with a view 
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                        One 
                        entry made reference to YouTube postings.  I do't 
                        know if these are the ones they meant but you might 
                        find some of them worth looking at: 
                        Sleddale 
                        Hall: 
                        Many photos of Sleddale Hall, to the accompaniment of 
                        a David Craig song 
                        The 
                        Auction: 
                        Video of the auction- strange progress to the remarkable 
                        (and presumably non appearing) £265,000. 
                        You 
                        will also find links on YouTube to various postings 
                        by a group called the Crow Crags singing in and about 
                        the house.  E.g. The 
                        Protest Song. 
                         
                        We 
                        did not linger but pressed on up Wet Sleddale.  The 
                        wind was approaching gale force at time and was in our 
                        faces, sometime accompanied by driving rain, occasionally 
                        by hail.  We set a cracking pace and somehow I 
                        really enjoyed the challenge.  Dropping down into 
                        Mosedale, the weather had eased a little but the stream 
                        was in spate and it was quite a feat finding somewhere 
                        narrow enough to jump across in order to gain the shelter 
                        of the Mosedale Cottage bothy. 
                        
                            
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                                    Mosedale 
                                    Cottage 
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                                    The 
                                    path is a river 
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                        This 
                        is a good place to rest and eat on a foul day but why 
                        is it we only ever go there on foul days?   
                        Maybe 
                        because it is a good place to rest and eat on a foul 
                        day- a self-fulfilling commendation. 
                        We 
                        thought the weather a little better after lunch and 
                        I decided not to put my rain trousers back on (partly 
                        because they were wetter inside than out).   
                        
                            
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                                    Comitibus. 
                                     But what is Stan holding? 
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                                    Looking 
                                    back up Mosedale from near Forces Falls 
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                        No 
                        sooner had we set off back down Mosedale than it hailed. 
                         But, fortunately not for long and there were glimpses 
                        of sun and even at times enough blue sky to make a pair 
                        of sailor's trousers, as Stan put it. 
                          
                        Swindale 
                        Rather 
                        than return the way we came, we continued down to Swindale, 
                        past the impressive Forces Fall where Philip tumbled 
                        on BB0623, 
                        not realising until a few days later that he had broken 
                        his ribs.   
                          
                        Jamie 
                        surveys the falls 
                        No 
                        accidents today. 
                        
                            
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                                    Forces 
                                    Falls.... 
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                                    .... 
                                    and more 
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                        Click 
                        on the picture to see the falls in action 
                        Walking 
                        through a wooded area lower down, we saw a red squirrel 
                        run up tree and managed to get a photo of him looking 
                        down on us from a very high branch. 
                        
                            
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                                    Red 
                                    Squirrel 
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                                    Swindale 
                                    "mouth" 
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                        On 
                        reaching Gouthercrag Gill, the map shows a distinct 
                        path heading over the moors directly back to Sleddale 
                        Hall.  We thought it would be an easy return journey 
                        along the third side of the triangle. 
                         Wrong. 
                        The 
                        path disappeared.  I put my navigational skill 
                        to the test.  I did what Bryan had taught me and 
                        oriented the map in the direction of travel.  I 
                        took a bearing from the sun and headed directly for 
                        it (when we could see it).  On reaching the brow 
                        of the hill we looked down into Wet Sleddale.   
                        Only 
                        it wasn't.  It was Mosedale. 
                        What 
                        a fool I had been.  I looked at the map again, 
                        northways up this time- real man style- and immediately 
                        realised my mistake.  We had been travelling south 
                        west.  We should have been travelling south east. 
                         It just goes to show that if you hold the map 
                        girly fashion there is the distinct risk of making a 
                        girly left / right mistake.   
                        OK, 
                        that's cheap jibe. Sorry.  I admit my incompetence. 
                         Just look at the map below to see the dent made 
                        into the final side of the triangle! 
                        Once 
                        the error had been identified we had to traipse across 
                        the very boggy, rainy, windy moors to get back on track. 
                         It seemed endless.  Eventually we dropped 
                        down to Sleddale Grange above the reservoir and were 
                        rewarded with a magnificent rainbow. 
                          
                        Rainbow's 
                        end 
                        
                            
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                                     Talking 
                                    of rewards, one is being offered if you 
                                    can find Henry the African Grey parrot. 
                                    Although 
                                    smile on the sparrowhawk's face suggested 
                                    that you might be too late. 
                                    Finally, 
                                    a reward for those who have followed the 
                                    story all the way through: a new Big 
                                    Josie offering although be 
                                    warned, this is not a tale for those easily 
                                    offended! 
                                    Derek 
                        S is a member of a Cheshire walking group who also go 
                        by the name of BOOTboys 
                        (having changed it from Foot Frothers).   
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                                    Swindale 
                                    "mouth" 
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                        As it happens, 
                        I know Derek from my Provincial Insurance days, so when 
                        he contacted me for information about walks in the Howgills, 
                        I challenged him to prove that they were truly BOOTboys. 
                        The 
                        proof can be read at Memories 
                        of the Cheshire BOOTboys. 
                          
                          Don, 
                        20th August 2009 
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                        STATISTICS 
                        
                            
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 BB0926 
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                                                         Thursday 
                                    20th August 2009 
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                                |                          Distance: 
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                                     14.7 
                                    miles 
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                                |                          Height 
                        climbed: 
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                                                         2,218 
                                    feet 
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                                |                          Wainwrights:  
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                                    Key Features: 
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                                     Uncle 
                                    Monty's Cottage, Mosedale Cottage, Wet 
                                    Sleddale 
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                                |                          Comitibus: 
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                                     Don, 
                                    Jamie, Stan 
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                            - BB0901 
                        : A Gordon Day Out
 Thursday 
                        8th January 
                            - BB0902 
                        : Thank You, 
 Aunty Ethel! Wednesday 14th January  
                            - BB0903 
                        : A Wicked Hike???
 Wednesday 
                        21st January  
                            - BB0904 
                        : Take a Mug With You
 Sunday 
                        25th January 
                            - BB0905 
                        : Down in the Forest
 Thursday 
                        29th January 
                            - BB0906 
                        : Not How But Where?
 Thursday 
                        5th February 
                            - BB0907 
                        : Binsey Can Wait 
 (but Uncle Monty Can Not) Thursday 12th February 
                            - BB0908 
                        : Badgers on the Line
  Thursday 
                        5th 
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                        : It's not a W!
  Thursday 
                        12th 
                        March 
                            - BB0910 
                        : Up on the Roof
  Thursday 
                        26th 
                        March  
                            - BB0911 
                        : Not the Blisco Dashers
  Thursday 2nd April  
                            - BB0912 
                        : John's Comeback
  Monday 6th April 
                            - BB0913 
                        : Two Churches, a Pulpit and a Cherry Picker
 Thursday, 
                            23rd April  
                            - BB0914 
                        : Companions of the BOOT
  Thursday 
                        30th April 
                            - BB0915 
                        : The Gale Force Choice
  Thursday 
                        7th May 
                            - BB0916 
                        : The Comeback Continues
  Thursday 
                        21st May 
                            - BB0917
                        : BOOTboys 
                            Encore !
 28th May - 2nd June 
                            - BB0918
                        : Hello 
                        Dollywagon
  Thursday 
                        11th June 
                            -  BB0919 
                        : Has Anyone Seen Lily?
  Thursday 
                        18th June 
                            - BB0920 
                        : Ancient 
                        Feet on the Greenburn Horseshoe
 Thursday 25th 
                            June 
                            - BB0921 :
                        The Tebay Fell Race Walk
  Thursday 
                        2nd July 
                            - BB0922 
                        : For England and St George 
 Thursday 
                            9th July  
                            - BB0923 
                        : The Coniston Outliers
 Friday 31st July  
                            - BB0924 
                        : Little To Be Said In Favour?
 Thursday 
                        6th August  
                            - BB0925 
                        : The Third Night of the Rescue 
 Thursday 
                        13th August 
                            - BB0926 
                        : Long Wet Windy Monty Bothy Fun?
 Thursday 
                            20th August 
                            - BB0927 
                        : Dear Mrs Scroggins
 Friday 11th September 
                            - BB0928 
                        : An Ard Day's Hike
 Thursday 17th September 
                            - BB0929 
                            : 
                            A Canter of Convalescents?
 Thursday 24th 
                            September 
                            - BB0930 
                        : BOOTboys 
                        International Autumnal Expedition
 Wednesday 
                        23rd to  Sunday 27th September  
                            - BB0931 : A Bit of an Adventure
 Thursday 1st October  
                            - BB0932 : Paths of Glory?
 Thursday 8th October 
                            - BB0933 
                        : When Yorkshire Was Welsh
 Wednesday 14th 
                        October 
                            - BB0934 : Unlocking the Whinlatters
 Thursday 22nd October 
                            - BB0935  
                            : A Tale of Crinkley Bottoms
 Thursday 5th 
                            November 
                            - BB0936  
                            : Aye Up What?
 Thursday 12th 
                            November 
                            - BB0937  
                            : Where Eagles Wade
 Tuesday 17th 
                            November 
                            - BB0938  
                            : After the Floods
 Thursday 26th 
                            November 
                            - BB0939  
                            : The Mystery of the Missing Glove
 Thursday 10th 
                            December 
                            - BB0940  
                            : A Too Short Walk
 Thursday 17th 
                            December 
                            - BB0941  
                                    : One Hundred and Onesfell
 Tuesday 
                                    29th December 
                         
                          
                          
                        
                            - BH0901 
                        : Back to the Beginning 
 Thursday 
                        13th August  
                            - BSKIB09 
                        : BOOTskiboys in Saalbach
  14th 
                            - 21st March  
                            - BB09XX 
                        : Los Chicos  
                                    y las Chicas de la Bota
  
                         11th - 14th May 
                            - BB09Bav01 
                            : Peaked Too Soon
 1st September 
                         
                          
                          
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                        and I will submit them to the adjudication committee! 
                          
                          
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